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SO FAR...

SO FAR - this is the oldest I’ve ever been

Rating: 26

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IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MONEY...

IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MONEY - It’s all about all crap I can buy with the money

Rating: 20

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THE ANSWER...

THE ANSWER - may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check

Rating: 36

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BACK IN MY DAY...

BACK IN MY DAY - blankets didn’t have sleeves

Rating: 21

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HOW DOES A MAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH?...

HOW DOES A MAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH? - He eats beans for dinner

Rating: 21

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THERE ARE COUCH NAPS AND BED NAPS...

THERE ARE COUCH NAPS AND BED NAPS - Bed naps are serious

Rating: 47

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EVEN POPEYE...

EVEN POPEYE - didn’t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to

Rating: 47

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IT'S TOUGH TO LOSE WEIGHT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER...

IT'S TOUGH TO LOSE WEIGHT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER - By then, your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends

Rating: 24

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GOT RID OF MY VACUUM CLEANER...

GOT RID OF MY VACUUM CLEANER - It was just gathering dust

Rating: 42

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EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE OK...

EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE OK - but then you see her and everything starts all over again

Rating: 40

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YOU DO IT FIRST...

YOU DO IT FIRST - only then you think

Rating: 34

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I JUST TOLD THEM...

I JUST TOLD THEM - I neither drinking nor smoking

Rating: 31

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DAY NUMBER FIVE...

DAY NUMBER FIVE - everybody still thinks I'm a painting

Rating: 36

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AFTER ONE WEEK WITH MY COMPANY...

AFTER ONE WEEK WITH MY COMPANY -

Rating: 25

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CHAMELEON FOR SALE...

CHAMELEON FOR SALE - Colour - green. No - blue! No... yellow. Awesome! No, I won't sell it!

Rating: 29

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