Newest demotivators

SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID...

SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID - like those times you criticize me

Rating: 32

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MY CREDIT CARD COMPANY CALLED...

MY CREDIT CARD COMPANY CALLED - They want me to leave home without it

Rating: 35

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MODERN FEMINISM...

MODERN FEMINISM - The social movement for women, who do not make any sense and are proud of it.

Rating: 42

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IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT...

IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - I’d like to order something rich

Rating: 45

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I KNOW THE EXACT DAY...

I KNOW THE EXACT DAY - I gave up exercise. It’s on my birth certificate

Rating: 46

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SOME GIRLS ARE TANNED...

SOME GIRLS ARE TANNED - and others look like they went face first into a bag of Cheetos

Rating: 50

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I'M NOT LAZY...

I'M NOT LAZY - I’m energy efficient

Rating: 37

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YOU NEVER HEAR SKINNY PEOPLE SAYING...

YOU NEVER HEAR SKINNY PEOPLE SAYING - “I’m just small boned.”

Rating: 42

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I'M NOT FAT...

I'M NOT FAT - I’m just harder to kidnap

Rating: 34

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FLUSHING A TOILET...

FLUSHING A TOILET - may be one of the most rewarding things you can do in life

Rating: 24

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FORGOT TO GO TO THE GYM...

FORGOT TO GO TO THE GYM - That’s 7 years in a row

Rating: 24

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THE DIVORCE RATE...

THE DIVORCE RATE - among my socks is astonishing

Rating: 39

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I'M IN SHAPE...

I'M IN SHAPE - Round is a shape isn’t it?

Rating: 47

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I'M NOT FAT...

I'M NOT FAT - My stomach is just 3D

Rating: 39

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EXCUSE ME, MISS,...

EXCUSE ME, MISS, - you’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there

Rating: 35

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