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SO MANY GOOD TRAILERS...

SO MANY GOOD TRAILERS - so few good movies
Rating: 36
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TODAY I RESCUED SOME WINE...

TODAY I RESCUED SOME WINE - it was trapped in a bottle
Rating: 40
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THREE REASONS TO STAND UP...

THREE REASONS TO STAND UP - 1.To get the remote 2.To go to the bathroom 3.Because you’re the real slim shady
Rating: 29
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THE SENSE OF SUCCESS WHEN YOU'VE HAD SOMETHING...

THE SENSE OF SUCCESS WHEN YOU'VE HAD SOMETHING - stuck between your teeth and you manage to free it after 25 minutes
Rating: 24
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT...

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - when you’re wearing Nike’s and can’t do it
Rating: 42
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YOU'RE PROBABLY NAKED UNDER ALL THOSE CLOTHES...

YOU'RE PROBABLY NAKED UNDER ALL THOSE CLOTHES - You slut
Rating: 48
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DISNEY CHANNEL...

DISNEY CHANNEL - should just stop making new shows and replay all the old ones
Rating: 41
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WIFE OF THE YEAR...

WIFE OF THE YEAR - I think we've got a winner here...
Rating: 25
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MEANWHILE...

MEANWHILE - In a parking lot in front of a beauty salon
Rating: 27
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THIS MAN...

THIS MAN - Let the dogs out
Rating: 41
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I REFUSE...

I REFUSE - to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV
Rating: 49
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PRINCE ON A WHITE HORSE...

PRINCE ON A WHITE HORSE -
Rating: 30
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BOOBS...

BOOBS - are proof that men can focus on 2 things at once
Rating: 34
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HONEY BOO BOO'S MOTHER...

HONEY BOO BOO'S MOTHER - has a boyfriend and you’re single… Just let that sink in.
Rating: 49
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IF YOU PUT A FINGER IN YOUR EAR AND SCRATCH...

IF YOU PUT A FINGER IN YOUR EAR AND SCRATCH - It sounds like Pacman
Rating: 26
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PERIODS...

PERIODS - Even the ESRB warns you about that time of the month
Rating: 38
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THE BEST NIGHTS...

THE BEST NIGHTS - Are usually unplanned, random, and spontaneous
Rating: 25
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69% OF PEOPLE...

69% OF PEOPLE - Find something dirty in every sentence
Rating: 50
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I AUTOMATICALLY TRUST ANYONE...

I AUTOMATICALLY TRUST ANYONE - Who starts a sentence with, “If my calculations are correct…”
Rating: 32
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This year I want to go on vacation....

This year I want to go on vacation. - I have a tradition, every year to have a desire to go on vacation.
Rating: 54
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YOU DON'T CHOOSE CREEPACHU...

YOU DON'T CHOOSE CREEPACHU - Creepachu chooses you
Rating: 32
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IF A GUY REMEMBERS THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES...

IF A GUY REMEMBERS THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES - after the first date, you know you have small boobs
Rating: 41
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YOU SAY I'M "DIRTY MINDED"...

YOU SAY I'M "DIRTY MINDED" - But then how did you understand what I meant?
Rating: 34
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WHEN YOU WERE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL...

WHEN YOU WERE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - Looking up the word “sex” in the dictionary was like watching porn
Rating: 31
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SILENCE...

duct tape, is made from ducks...

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Don't lie...

hm^^ that's what I miss xD

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Google Earth...

nOOPe... Google Street view ;)

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It's never too late to apologize...

true

Name, whatever before 14 hours
There is always...

make up? xD

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Sharing...

YEEEAH... Shaaaring... Faaaceboook... -__-

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Liar...

So true! :D

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