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BEFORE EXERCISE AFTER EXERCISE...

BEFORE EXERCISE AFTER EXERCISE -

Rating: 21

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TRUTH...

TRUTH - can be cruel

Rating: 42

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YOU BETTER...

YOU BETTER - swallow it next time

Rating: 44

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AND THEN YOU REALIZE ...

AND THEN YOU REALIZE - she asked you something

Rating: 23

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KNOWLEDGE...

KNOWLEDGE - is power if you know it about the right person

Rating: 34

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I WAS ASKED WHAT I WOULD GIVE A WOMAN...

I WAS ASKED WHAT I WOULD GIVE A WOMAN - who has everything? Well…my phone number for a start

Rating: 39

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THE SUREST SIGN THAT THERE IS INTELLIGENT LIFE...

THE SUREST SIGN THAT THERE IS INTELLIGENT LIFE - somewhere in the Universe is that it hasn’t tried to contact us

Rating: 32

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ALL YOU NEED...

ALL YOU NEED - is a sick mind and a healthy body.

Rating: 36

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I LIKE WORK....

I LIKE WORK. - It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Rating: 29

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SCARY BUT TRUE...

SCARY BUT TRUE - statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die

Rating: 27

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I'D BE MORE OPTIMISTIC...

I'D BE MORE OPTIMISTIC - if I thought it would help

Rating: 34

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WITH AGE COMES NEW SKILLS...

WITH AGE COMES NEW SKILLS - You can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time

Rating: 22

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THE TROUBLE WITH IGNORANCE IS...

THE TROUBLE WITH IGNORANCE IS - it picks up confidence as it goes along

Rating: 20

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FRIENDS...

FRIENDS - are the treasure you cannot put in the bank

Rating: 47

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AFTER ALL...

AFTER ALL - every job has to bring joy

Rating: 49

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