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PEOPLE EITHER RESPECT ME OR THEY FEAR ME...

PEOPLE EITHER RESPECT ME OR THEY FEAR ME - Or they point at me and laugh. Actually, mostly that last one
Rating: 24
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A MAN'S BEST CHANCE OF WINNING ANY ARGUMENT...

A MAN'S BEST CHANCE OF WINNING ANY ARGUMENT - with a woman is if he confines it entirely in his own mind
Rating: 38
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GOOD HEALTH...

GOOD HEALTH - is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Rating: 45
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"BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY"...

"BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY" - should be a legit reason to fire someone
Rating: 42
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HARD WORK PAYS OFF...

HARD WORK PAYS OFF - but hardly working has better benefits
Rating: 25
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SO FAR...

SO FAR - this is the oldest I’ve ever been
Rating: 26
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IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MONEY...

IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE MONEY - It’s all about all crap I can buy with the money
Rating: 20
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THE ANSWER...

THE ANSWER - may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check
Rating: 37
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BACK IN MY DAY...

BACK IN MY DAY - blankets didn’t have sleeves
Rating: 22
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HOW DOES A MAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH?...

HOW DOES A MAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH? - He eats beans for dinner
Rating: 22
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THERE ARE COUCH NAPS AND BED NAPS...

THERE ARE COUCH NAPS AND BED NAPS - Bed naps are serious
Rating: 47
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EVEN POPEYE...

EVEN POPEYE - didn’t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to
Rating: 48
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IT'S TOUGH TO LOSE WEIGHT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER...

IT'S TOUGH TO LOSE WEIGHT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER - By then, your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends
Rating: 23
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GOT RID OF MY VACUUM CLEANER...

GOT RID OF MY VACUUM CLEANER - It was just gathering dust
Rating: 42
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EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE OK...

EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE OK - but then you see her and everything starts all over again
Rating: 40
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