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If they cheated in a relationships to get you...

If they cheated in a relationships to get you - They're going to do the same to quit you
Rating: 20
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This is...

This is - true love!
Rating: 26
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When you're single, all you see are happy couples...

When you're single, all you see are happy couples - When you're committed, all you see are happy singles
Rating: 26
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If her smile makes you happier...

If her smile makes you happier - Than seeing her naked, that means she's the one
Rating: 33
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A relationship is like a house. When a lightbulb...

A relationship is like a house. When a lightbulb - burns out, you don't go and buy a new house, you fix the lightbulb.
Rating: 35
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My kind...

My kind - Of romance
Rating: 20
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Marry the one who gives you the same feeling...

Marry the one who gives you the same feeling - You get when you see food coming at a restaurant
Rating: 20
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's day...

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's day - Just remember - no one loves you on the other days of the year either
Rating: 24
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Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out...

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out - on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said "no" both times.
Rating: 40
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The "I haven't got a Valentine"...

The "I haven't got a Valentine" - Starter pack
Rating: 42
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Sometimes, I just have to let her win...

Sometimes, I just have to let her win - because losing the argument is easier than losing her
Rating: 33
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Tip for falling in love:...

Tip for falling in love: - 1. Don't
Rating: 31
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Telling someone why you love them...

Telling someone why you love them - Is like explaining what water tastes like
Rating: 37
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A woman with a beautiful body is good for a night...

A woman with a beautiful body is good for a night - But a woman with a beautiful mind is good for a lifetime
Rating: 25
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Nothing says "I miss you"...

Nothing says "I miss you" - Better than this.
Rating: 33
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