solanqe

solanqe
  • Rating: #79
  • Demotivators: 9
  • Not approved: 11
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Forget health clinics and gyms...

Forget health clinics and gyms - Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
6.5
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STUPID=...

STUPID= - Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
6.8
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I didn't fall because I'm drunk.....

I didn't fall because I'm drunk.. - I fell because I slipped on my vomit.
7.3
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Sarcasm ...

Sarcasm - keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.
7
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You brought religion into my life ...

You brought religion into my life - I didn't believe in hell until I met you!
5.7
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Last night I dreamed ...

Last night I dreamed - I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone
8.2
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